Can anyone explain the sudden explosion of Mule drinks? I swear I never heard of anyone really drinking them, just kind of admiring the copper mugs for most of my life. But now they’re everywhere. A specialty Moscow Mule bar has even opened up here. Are Mules just a fad destined to peter out due to their own…

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

Husky and Starch

Probably having his horn removed.

Whatever Ivory’s intentions are, I’m sure they’re 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

I wrote a haiku about this very question:

Do these Cardinals fans responses count as reading a book?

Next stop: weeping

Finest Kind, to everyone.

Deadspin was a website and commenting community that introduced me to a kind of humor I didn’t know existed, and I am both better and worse for it. Better to have laughed my ass off for years, at no cost. Worse because I know know the world is full of normies who will never get the joke and will not quite understand…

The auction winner.

i bet they’d settle for getting their testicles back.

This is better than what is happening to Bison Dele, who is currently getting deboned.

Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.

“Now, young lady, let me have a go and see if I can get it to work. First, you gotta locate the search bar. Go to NFL.com and there it is. Next, you type in the search terms like ‘raven rb highlights’. Then, click ‘search’. See, it says ‘no videos found’ and that’s how you get plausible deniability. GOOD JOB!”

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

The prodigal juggalette returns.

I feel like “adopts” would be the more appropriate word there. He’d still announce it on the draft stage though.

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

Brian Hickey (Nights and Weekends Editor, Emeritus): I remember looking at the bill and thinking "Wow, that's really amazing." And then I went back to watching a video of two prostitutes fighting in a Tuscaloosa Arby's, and as one used the other's weave to form a crude garrote, I reflected that "The great end of life…