When their rear view mirror is in some completely crooked and typically unaligned position.

I’d buy a shirt with this on it.

+1

Garth Jax

Don’t forget Greek McPapadopoulos

Can I bid on the cookie sheet that Will used to hit AJ in next week’s auction???

If the auction winner implements mandatory employee drug testing, which one of you is the most fucked?

How did the horses even get to Rio?

Why don’t the horses get the equestrian medals?

Who was the better commenter: Harry Potter or Don Draper?

“No, no, no, sweetheart. I’m not going to steal your soul. I’m going to steal Jimmy’s soul since he won’t take out his goddamned earbuds.”

Stick to spores.

I’ll always remember Miroslav Satan’s URL ID on Yahoo!

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

He’s not dead. He was just Designated For Rendering.

In related news, Josh Collmenter was placed on long term IR today after being stoned nearly to death by the locals for teaching science.

Oh, it’s happening. It’s just a matter of when....

The Wrens.

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