If you're not going to elect the man, would the "nay's" be willing to elect the man's pants from L'Affaire Cohn

Holy Christ, this thread is bringing back lots of memories. I used to live in the crappy apartment complex that overlooks Cavs (Hamilton Court), would play Quizzo all the time at New Deck (I still remember "The Pros From Dover" absolutely dominating every week), and had one of my first dates with my wife at the…

Possible Concussion Where There Was Alleged Bum Rushin'

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And Shahid Khan makes his first mistake as an NFL owner: using another team's player to model the uniforms for your relocated franchise.

You can expect a call from S.P.E.W.'s counsel, Gloria Allred, sometime this afternoon. Nobody calls Costas a "house elf" and gets away with it.

For Mark re: rubber duckies - once a month, rinse them with (or rather squeeze them in) a diluted bleach solution. It beats having to buy new Yo Gabba Gabba squeeze toys every time Brobee becomes a breeding ground for mildew.

While shoes are subject to fit and personal preferences, I love the ASICS Gel-Ace Tours. Great shoe to walk the course in. I've ditched all my FJ Premiere Classics.

My exact first thought when I heard that McCarver was awarded the Frick.

Our go to brine solution and what we will be serving to 14 tomorrow. Courtesy of the great Anne Burrell

Crack pipe. My first car was an 89 Bronco II and it's a miracle I didn't kill myself. It's either the worst first car to own, or the best based on the adage "what does not kill you makes you stronger." The most harrowing incident occurred when I put it on two wheels with 7 people crammed in there.

The funny part about Emma's original post is that in the comments, a certain "Captain_Lou" said that the delay in 15.6 seconds. I knew I should have checked my comment history....

I use the same system. But before unplugging the center channel, I check the SAP audio feed. If they're not having a Spanish language simulcast, sometimes it's just pure stadium/game sounds.

If you want to play football over the holidays like a Kennedy, you have to do it on skis. Isn't that right Michael. Michael? Michael???

Unfortunately, this is what happens when you hire a Dartmouth grad as your chauffeur.

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Not to pick on reader Steve, but "Fat Albert in a can" is the best laugh I've had in ages. God bless you, stoners of the world!

Wait, did Pinocchio and Geppetto make it out alive??? I hate these Deadspin cliffhangers.

Neil Young. Whatever your feelings might be about his LincVolt aside, Neil is one cool collector of cars. How many others on this QOTD owned a 1948 Buick Roadmaster hearse (nicknamed "Mortimer Hearseburg") and wrote a hit song about its demise ("Long May You Run")???

I guess her "account" has been blacked.