Do make jokes referring to Slap Shot. For example, if your newly adopted team wins a big game, shout "The (insert team name here) have won the championship of the Federal League!" However, in the same vein of the Caddyshack series, the second film never existed.....

It's a shame that the USWNT can't afford a real Slip 'N Slide.

"I am outraged by these shenanigans in the bullpen." - David Cone

Drew writes about Miller Lite and Darren Rovell. Headlines please.

Took me a second, but that's funny.

I received a similar note from the good people at Kleenex after I falsely claimed to have used their product during a post-masturbatory cleanup. My bad Kleenex, my bad.

The thrill of victory, and the sexiness of da feet.

"I wish my daughter would have idolized the cheerleaders."

BEEP

They'd hold rug races in secret at Great Waterton and Sir Topham Norby would likely dump the bodies of dead hookers in the Troublesome Trucks....

Don't be so fast to mock, Deadspin. Fred Harman, a Managing Partner at Oak and newest Board Member of Bleacher Report, is also a part owner of the Golden State Warriors. FRED KNOWS WINNERS!!!!!!

The awesomeness of McLusky via the medium of Rathergood's singing kittens.

Good to see Al Czervik back at the helm.

...or Dave Brown...or Stoney Case...or Kent Graham...or Dave Krieg...or Stan Gelbaugh...or...

Not to be outdone, the rather unkempt Eva Braun Bush remains out on full display in Ann Arbor.

What is your plan to lead this team and get the guys behind you?

Miguel, your new Delta Tau Chi name is "Juanie ElAmo". BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why? I hear Tule Lake is lovely this time of year.

As far as outfitting our prosthetic hand, I think we should look into Mr. Igoe's toolbox, from the 80's classic Innerspace.

I can't wait to see Hickey's reaction if this card appears in Part II