(Rant) Jesus, do major league players know how to use trash cans? They're treating their sitting area in foul territory like the floor of a dugout.

Good to see jolly St. Nick play "lifeguard" to the talent in the pool during his offseason....

Series 9, Episode 4 - The Reliant Robin Space Shuttle (with a great SIARPC interview of Simon Pegg)

"Charlie Sheen’s Paternity Admission Has Ruined My Childhood"

And during the commercial break, Harold could be heard saying "You're all witnesses! Eric hugged ME first!"

Well, I'll be damned. We're approaching the 30 minute mark and not a peep about Oakmont. I never thought I'd live to see the day.

US Open Sunday Telecast DUAN.

"Love in the Time of Tear Gas"

Multiple Sclerosis to Richard Pryor: Ditto

Is it just me, or are Goodell's eyes closing a little bit more each time I refresh the Deadspin homepage?

And much like the vehicle that was its inspiration, an overstuffed koala throwing a rock could probably bring it down.

I bet when he got home he stretched back, hiccupped, and looked back on his busy day.

Worst. Chatroulette. Ever.

+1. But I'm a sucker for nerdy Penn-related humor.

Gary Powers didn't crash. He was ack-ack'd.

Totally agree with Raysism. Would add two things:

Well you did get all of us that AARP discount for lunch at the Superbowl....

Breakfast at Tiffany's joke yesterday. Boston joke today. Tread lightly, the masses are going to think you're in your late 50's.

I thought AJ learned his lesson about making bets involving tattoos...

I only hope that Roger McDowell wasn't dressed as Mickey Rooney. He's already in enough trouble with MLB over cultural sensitivity.