Young Tressel reportedly left some "memorabilia" in a diaper outside Fine Line Ink in hopes of getting a ticket to the opening matinee.

Great story. But as a Sharks season ticket holder and Santa Clara County resident, if I have to subsidize your medical bills, so help me Jebus, I will find you......

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Good to see that the TSA is branching out.

"I played with a gay guy. And I played with the future mayor of Sacramento. But I repeat myself." - Charles Barkley

Were they forced to snap into it?

"Rookie. Call me when they hit 7 figures" - Tom Plunkett

"Resistance is futile!"

Drive it. Do it for yourself and for all of us that would do the same.

"Welcome to the club" - Floridians

"Okay then"

"Don't forget his fingerprints, Ed."

In Game 2, Sandy Koufax is scheduled to start after missing his last regular turn in the rotation because — I'm not making this up — he honored his Jewish faith and sat out on Yom Kippur.

Fishing and moose knuckles, together at last.

If Thornton gets two games for his hit on Perron and Nichol gets four games for his hit on Schlemko (the latter not being call as a penalty on the ice), then Stoll should get at least two.

It's the ER curtains that make the experience horrendous.

I couldn't have written it better myself. +1

Not to mention his disastrous Pella Windows ad campaign.

I can't be the only one who clicked this headline thinking that Lexus had developed a way to represent herpes as a color.

Although the FIA denied that this was the case, it's pretty much the accepted truth because under Italian law, a death at a sporting event would need to be investigated and the event cancelled.