@ClueHeywood: He stole that line from H.H. Holmes.

It could have been worse. The other consideration for his response was:

That quote reminds me of the "Philosopher's Drinking Song" from Monty Python:

@WashingtonForeskins: I live in San Jose (Sharks season ticket holder since 98) and I can say without a doubt that the Sharks as an organization are where they are today because of Nabby. They were a 10 year old expansion team until he stepped in for an injured Steve Shields (Steve Shields???) and anchored the team…

Just so I'm clear on this: Islanders homer whose father has four Cup rings with the Isles, and whose father-in-law also has four rings with the same Islanders, writes an article slamming a free agent who has played 643 NHL games for having the gall to want to play in a location of his choosing to end his career, only…

@MattinglysSideburns: +1. I am at a loss as to why the Islanders picked him up and how they have parlayed that into being deserving of anyone's pity in this situation.

@WashingtonForeskins: Daddy Bourne has four Cup rings, so Justin probably figures he was born in the middle of the pack. And yeah, I totally buy the argument that someone with no NHL experience should speak poorly of the decision of someone with 643 games of NHL experience with respect to where they wish to play.

And then there's this from the Twitter feed of Ian Poulter. Of course, he went on to apologize saying his tweets were "over the line"

@Phintastic: Someone get me John McClane and that dork from the Apple commercials STAT

@Phintastic: Yep. Which presumably means LinkedIn downloaded the torrent file and cross-referenced it to their user base. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or pissed. And if this is going to be the new security standard, why haven't any other companies followed suit?

@clueheywood001: Let me tell you something about This Guy. This Guy is going to have TWO STARS if he keeps it up.

@I Like Cheap Beer: I always thought it was E = MDMA. But perhaps that was chemistry, not physics.

I want to live in Nick's world where "more demand, same supply = lower prices". I hope his email address found in the Gawker hack isn't from "treasury.gov".

@Body By Bacardi: Crap, perhaps I've disclosed too much. Now I need to think of another new password schema for my accounts.....

Will Gawker CTO Tom Plunkett make an appearance on this week's "Fire This Asshole" in the Jamboroo? I can't wait to find out.....

Too bad Magary is going to have to change his password from "I<3Poop".

@danthehorn @ClueHeywood: Okay legal eagles, out of curiosity, what is the ruling for international airspace over the Atlantic Ocean?

If you can drive past the San Onofre Nuclear Plant on I-5 and not laugh, you're a better person than I am. RIP Leslie Nielsen.

@D.Crane: Exactly the quote I was going to share. Just pitch perfect delivery by Leslie Nielsen.

@PBritain: I think the missing one is from Toy Story (Pizza Planet delivery truck)