I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

Until he changes his name to Poorbum Conspicuous, yeah. 

 (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐☆-☆ / (⌐☆_☆)

yeah bitch, star and move on

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.

This guy’s a fucking hero.

This dude has eaten at least one person.

Yeah, the Chiefs are ass because they lost to the 11-3 Chargers by one point.

I read Barf Bag all the time and yet I’m still not over the fact that you hate mint chocolate.

Irony is fun.

I haven’t watched a ton of hockey in the last few years (since the Red Wings turned to butt), but that hit doesn’t seem too egregious to me. Tell me that I’m nuts, but more importantly, tell me why I’m nuts.

[clears throat]

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

I also enjoy this one:

Y’all may not understand and that’s kool!!!

This is the order by which I root for baseball teams (some may seem random, but there’s rational behind it):

Are we really certain this is Vlad’s kid? His dad wouldn’t have taken that fourth pitch in a game, let alone batting practice.

Charmin’.

I don’t even want to respond to that nonsense, but at the same time: he was there because he was hired to work on a farm by an influential Republican because that is how our nation has dealt with farm labor since before most of us were born. At least on the ground level, there is bipartisan agreement to keep doing it…