“What kind of stuff?”
‘Super cool stuff you wouldn’t understand!’
“Like sleeping?”
‘THEY ARE NOT PYJAMAS!!!!!!’

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

ehhhh, they’re docked points for not referring to it correctly as buddy christ

Thoughts and Prayers. 

These weren’t pending charges. He had been found guilty by a jury. Bail is likewise not the issue.

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is a TERRIBLE movie and I love it and have probably watched it 100 times.

“Why not an axe?”

Let me play the devil’s advocate here.

One of my favorite votes I’ve ever cast! Fuck this guy.

There’s an untapped market in abortion cupcakes (and pies, tortes, cookies, etc). Abortion is a sacrament according to some religions, amen.

I don’t really disagree with this, but I also can’t fault “how” the fans chose to express their disdain of someone who thinks gay people deserve fewer right than she does.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

Amarillo Upper Deckers

I always scroll down on the Simmons articles to find the first asshole who writes something like this. Congratulations, J-Bug, you’re today’s asshole!

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

That’s what happens when you’re battling back from injury. You start looking for that ignition.

True. Los Angeles still has normal stuff going on. Anaheim, however...

The president was waiting to welcome them.

Damn, if only you knew of a site that had almost weekly deals on legit sous vide circulators.