Captain_Crutch
Captain_Crutch
Captain_Crutch

There’s a lot more going on with his suicide than just him being exposed as a rapist. I say this because there is going to be an avalanche of blame (and harassment and worse) directed at his victim. Before he blessedly relieved the Earth of his presence, a local public radio station was publishing an ongoing

Shouldn’t we, as progressives, identify, define, and then destroy, our enemies? I am tired of pretending like understanding the other side matters. They are wrong and need to be brought to heel.

Seared implies it will be a traumatic event, when it will most definitely be relief-inducing.

Minnesotan, here, who is finding it hard to get too worked up about Franken. Does what he did make him an asshole? Sure. Does it make him a predator? I don’t think it does. That picture is the work of a jerk who thinks he’s funny because he’s blind to his male privilege. The grab-ass... that’s more creep-ish, though I

Can we just not hug all the time? For years, those of us who aren’t huggers (especially women) have been made to feel like there’s something wrong with us.

HOT TAKE!!!

Joe Morgan is probably patient zero for exactly when young people (now old-ish) stopped caring about MLB.

For the record, the athletes themselves thanked Trump in their statement. It was the father of one of the athletes who downplayed Trump’s role in the incident.

I started writing a whole long spiel about how you could make changes to the system and halfway through I realized I’m just fucking tired of this. I’m someone who doesn’t own a gun and wants to be able to go to concerts, or go see a movie, or play a congressional baseball game, or go to church, or go to school, or

I think America is more SEXIST than people realized. After all, a black man got elected twice. It was the white, very qualified, woman who was beaten by the baboon in a bad wig.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

We don’t want him here. Seriously, if this asshole shows up to throw some paper towels he will be endlessly heckled and booed for the soulless coward he is.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

As a Dodger fan with memories of Howie Kendrick flailing hopelessly at Jeurys Familia junk to end the Dodgers season forever seared into the deepest parts of my mind, I can say that Howie may not be the ideal option to go to with a season on the line.

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.

Counterpoint... no.

That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

This wasn’t even the Cubs’ B team tonight, since the whole team was probably hung over. It was the C team.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.