Good to see a Lakers player’s unrestrained id not result in rape charges for a change.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

Donald’s chutzpah around Hillary Clinton is fucking astounding. She’s “suffered greatly in many different ways”? Ways that he caused!

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

ummmm, what? The only viable piece they got was Lamar Odom. They didn’t win until they traded for Pau.

Win a couple of championships in spite of the pieces acquired in the Shaq trade*

One good thing about Jeff Sessions’s appointment is that it will bring more attention to children of incest. Well, one child of incest. That is, people will pay attention to Jeff Sessions. Know what? I take back everything I said.

The Brits pronounce it “jag-you-are”

No, he’s on the Knicks.

thank god i’m married

We present highlights with Spanish-language announcers where possible because they’re better than English-language announcers and because it would make my abuela happy.

1. The trash can

I once carved out a copy of What to Expect: The First Year for some new parents. It’s like the baby version of What to Expect When You’re Expecting.

Its fine storage for the handful of cellarable beers out there. High alcohol like barley wine and such. But its not for keeping things at drinking cold temperatures. Just climate controlled medium term storage.

Its fine storage for the handful of cellarable beers out there. High alcohol like barley wine and such. But its not…

America is populated by idiots. Why is Big Bang Theory the most watched show around?

“Five games”

OK, sorry, no one was wondering that.

This movie will piss me off if it doesn’t have Batou’s car.