Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

Yeah. He’s probably never seen a glazed donut before.

As a gay man who has felt marginalized by individuals and the system during this election, I want to thank you for continuing to support the cause. Fuck the bitter assholes who reamed you for supporting your voice and your beliefs. We all need to be on the same team, and demeaning and demoralizing someone for an…

That was an obnoxious response Cavalish and Lady Lunch Lady gave to you — offering support is not a bad thing. Fuck that nonsense.

The best thing you can do is not alienate allies right now.

I’ll go back into my hole now. Sorry about showing up and trying to show support like a normal human.

On behalf of all straight, white men that did not vote Trump, I’m sorry and will do whatever I can to help right the ship for everyone.

#ImWithStan

I’ve said this before here but Trump was the backlash to the incredible leap forward that was Obama. 2 steps forward, 1 step back, as usual.

I’m an American of Mexican blood. I woke up at 4 am, saw results and seriously wept. Like heaving, sobbing, whimpering. It’s not so much Trump being president, it’s that I always pictured America as the shining city on the hill, the idealist country, filled with intelligence and freedom and decency. It is so…

That’s because “it actually wasn’t really Nader’s fault. Gore was just a bad nominee. Blah blah blah.”

Yes. Public health nannies tried to force condoms on the porn industry. Neither the filmmakers or actors wanted it. It would have been really difficult and expensive (as in, taxpayer money used to make sure jimmy hats are worn at all times) to enforce. And, as a viewer, condom porn sucks.

He’s the envy of the league and the country.

He can live in Canada.

Not too happy that we didn’t repeal the death penalty, approved an awful school bond bill, and overturned the plastic bag ban.

Don’t even ask about Predators-Senators.

So that’s two big wins for the Devils.

As a Muslim American who spent the night consoling friends and family members, please, do not be jaded. As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s literally my only request. Because jadedness lends itself to apathy, and if there were ever a time to actually care about anything, it’s now, facing a clown president and a fascist…

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Except there are more things on that ballot than the president.