These Indians relievers, Andrew Miller, Bryan Shaw, and Cody Allen, remind me of nothing so much as the turn-of-the-millennium Yankees, with Rivera-Wetteland and then Nelson-Stanton-Rivera.

Dallas Mavericks and former Golden State Warriors center Andrew Bogut’s political beliefs are exactly what you would expect them to be.

Did you just all lives matter me

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Is this sports?

Spray Weber

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

#notallhombres

Pretty sure neither the Mariners nor the Rangers made the playoffs in ‘93. That was pre-Wild Card and the ALCS was Chicago vs. Toronto.

Your wife sounds cool. Is she, uh, seeing anybody?

It’s amazing how ridiculously unaware people are to the open mockery of Native Americans. My son is a Cub Scout, and we just did a family camping trip. One of the dads, an Irish Catholic originally from New England, wore a Native American headdress the entire weekend. My wife is half Cherokee, and while generally very…

wonder where he learned it

IS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN? BECAUSE MY BALLOT DID NOT SAY WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON AND I HAVE ALREADY VOTED SO...

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…

C’moonnn Cubs v Indians.....

It looks like you’re being buried alive, so my guess is you won’t be advancing much further if that happens.