Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

Incidentally, Williams is represented by his twin brother, K’Maun.

This ain’t great kinja, but every time I see Beltre and Andrus that song “People let me tell you bout my best friend” song pops into my head and gets stuck.

Sort of like what this guy did

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Zero, because he doesn’t eat the crust

The auction winner.

Neither. Trump is the ideal candidate of the current Republican party membership. He represents everything they idealize, which is how he got nominated in the first place.

I’m continually perplexed by how many commenters want to know about our bathroom habits. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Fuck Jeter’s Gold Gloves.

By EVERY measurement Arod was a better fielder.

Arod’s 2003 wRC+ = 151
Giles’s 2003 wRC+ = 146

They created basically the same pure offensive value.
And this wasn’t a fluke cherry-picked by Marchman.

Why should he walk away from the money the team signed him for?

Growing up in Seattle with the late 90's Mariners was both awe-inspiring, and looking back on it, sad.

Best Hitter in the game: Edgar Martinez.
Best Pitcher in the game: Randy Johnson
Best Prospect in the game: Alex Rodriguez
Best Outfielder/Coolest player in the game: Griffey Jr.

That’s four future hall of famers…

Editor’s notes:

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

Fuck UCLA!

Why does it have to be “former?”

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

Jeet Heer is what one Philadephian asks another as to if one has dined at a given restaurant.