“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

My eyes are down here!!!

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

I believe that Derek Jeter, had he not been a Yankee, is essentially Craig Biggio.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great.

Also, Giambi was safe:

Albert Pujols lies about his age. He’s several years older than he claims.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

Sad stuff. I feel for you, Sasha Kaun, Sa-sa-sasha Kaun.

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

In my opinion, this is the greatest looking console in history. Then again, I love colorful weird things. Sleek black boxes are fine and all but they get so boring.