“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

"Holdat" is like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, Holdat!" But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Holdat!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like minga those peppers, "Holdat." But it's…

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

So perfect...

Somewhere, the Raiders GM is also sad.

Thanks,

Making bombs is bad.

Sneaking in some foodstuffs is okay, but don't be ridiculous about it.

Dude it’s not his job to have stuff thrown at him.

“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”

Awfully big words for someone who pulled the entire 2014 season out of his ass.

I’m black, and I’m perfectly fine with the double standard regarding who can and cannot say nigga. White people are going to have to let that one go.

If only comically large biceps equated to tangible skill.

You might want to check in on this Trout kid. He’s pretty decent and puts on a good show as well.

Who? Oh, you mean the Anaheim Angels.

Boston Wrong

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

FTFY, Greg.