My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

I think that last tweet was in reference to him going to Cal and he refuses to wear red as it's Stanford's colors

That last Rodgers tweet was directed at Lance Briggs, who retweeted a Rodgers' "Go Badgers" tweet, bringing up that Rodgers went to Cal and (assumingly) he can't root for Wisconsin. Good thing Briggs also threw in a "#BearDown" to draw attention to this exchange to show that Rodgers can embarrass Bears defensive…

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Former? It looks like he's still on the cards to me.

Best fans in baseball

Tim Breedlove wants to do the same for all his children when he dies, but he just won't be able to afford it.

That can't be Joe Nathan. Whoever is in that picture can close.

This is seriously the best porn movie name that has never been used.

That guy dresses funny

You hit your 50s - hell, you hit your 40s - and you still got that much hair coming out of your head, you rock it as long as you want for all of us that no longer can. Shut up, Rex.

You down with OBP?

Fuck you Rick Pitino. On an unrelated note, I agree with him.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

You know what? Don't swat the ball away and take any chances and it wouldn't matter.

Just root for the Anteaters.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High still holds up perfectly well even without taking Spicoli into account. It's a great flick...