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Your dad wouldn't happen to be Dwight Howard would it? If so, then the title of this article is correct.

Forman: Derrick, I told them you should be back for the playoffs.

It must be a special night in Pittsburgh. I've never seen them wearing blue and black jerseys before.

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

All it's missing is the giant 0 x 4 decal on the fender.

Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.

Detroit Tigers, 1927-28.

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

What I don't understand is not addiction but a genuine double standard about how it's treated by the media. Hamilton is honorable for admitting his mistake, even though he's faced something like this about every other year (with a team-paid chaperone for several years of his major league career) and likely will again.…

Having seen him play last year, I assume it's a strike zone disciplinary issue.

Major League Baseball fans on having some of this generation's stars blackballed from the Hall of Fame while David Ortiz's reputation somehow remains intact: "We call that bullshit"

(I cover that. It's in all those words stuffed between the headline and your comment.)

Always up to no good.

That's a fucking imposter. Skim milk always wears a light blue cap.

"The Brown is unchanged."

We're talking about Colin Kaepernick, not an Adequate Quarterback.

Or just:

She made presumptions about the way I do my job that are incorrect, and presented them as fact. I find that rude. The use of "maybe, just maybe" was condescending and colored her commentary in a way that suggested she was being petulant and whiny about the quality of her free entertainment. I find that rude. She asked…

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...