"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

Yeah but Franken did it and succeeded despite a back catalog of even more vitriolic material.

If there ever was a time to just brush something under the rug... baseball in the inner city was capital DEAD 10 or 15 years ago. These kids did more for baseball than anything short of normalizing relations with Cuba in the past year. These kids reconnected the sport to places where ballfields were dried up and…

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

Neither Of Those Is How You Spell "Columbus"

What an idiot. She does know they were searching for the most cavalier dancer, right?

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

Lynch: 24 carries, 102 yards, 1 TD, 1 catch for 31 yards (that kickstarted what should have been Seattle's game winning drive)

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

At least Cowherd is going after a white guy for once.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

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Anyone who is still pretending this is A)insecure about their own tastes, and B)probably listening to music for the wrong reasons.

If you get anything other than barbacoa, you can go to hell.

It's sort of creepy that the only thing that's going to save Lynch from having to deal with this same scenario over and over again is Groundhog Day.

How can you hear his SAT score through a computer screen?

Also in trouble for exceeding its W limit? America.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Deadspin commenters are the fucking worst.