I'm surprised at the change in Jeremy's appearance. He never was one to let himself slide.

Denver needs to win a superbowl before Elway starts this sort of self aggrandizing talk. He's clearly putting the cart before himself.

I'd like to echo this comment.

Little known fact, but Andre Rison met Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on matches.com

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

Nah, man. Just stand at the plate and watch it leave. Perfect.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.

Jerks Dick Kid

No, because it should have happened about six racial discrimination lawsuits ago.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Rodgers, on the other hand, was suspended one game for sexual harassment.

How are these mutually exclusive claims?

Would you like a stepladder so future 80s references won't go over your head?

4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

As a Charger fan, I feel like it's going to be less "fascinating" and more "making me want to drink myself into a coma".

"Sweetheart..."

Ben Roethlisberger

It's somewhat comforting to know that the Angels weren't the only ones to eat shit in the postseason.

Have you ever met Boston fans? They don't grow out of that.