The Ducks outplayed the Kings the entire game. Look up the shots on goal, it wasn't even close. Their shots just weren't going in. I think the Kings only had 5 shots in the first period but were winning 2-0 after the first. The Kings third goal was a simple misplay by Ducks goalie Andersen and it got him yanked.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Yeah, no. As a guy who has lived in Southern California and had to listen to annoying Lakers fans for the last decade, this will never get old. Ever.

Chris Fowler, God love him, is flat wrong. ESPN makes more money off a dominant, middling, or weak SEC than it does a Big Ten of any caliber because ESPN owns and operates the SEC Network and nearly all of the piece-of-shit adverbowls to which that league sends 11 teams annually.

I feel compelled to add Fowler is one…

That’s OK, a little further to the south, the Sun-Sentinel proved it can’t spell the name of the state in which it publishes on the FREAKING FRONT PAGE of last Friday’s paper …

"Gluten-free" is not a healthier eating habit. "Refined starch-free" and "beer-free" and "tons and tons of excess calories-free" are healthy eating habits. Whether they do or do not include gluten is completely irrelevant to their healthfulness.

Organdalf

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

God, The Chexorcist is fucking amazing.

Children of the Corn Pops

I would eat this.

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

The best argument for the second wild card is that it punishes the first wild card. Win your division or get off my lawn!

He wrote a poorly written and even more poorly edited article, but there's nothing wrong in it. Anyone who actually reads it from start to finish understands the opening paragraphs are about Monday Night Countdown, not some nonexistent dv panel discussion.

They sure don't. Angels Stadium is the Happiest Place on Earth!

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to ESPN

"Welcome to First Take with Bill Polian and Bill Polian."

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.