Here's a free one: Please Samer, Don't Hurt Em. It really only works if your name's Samer.

That first story is just unbelievable. Airlines let expectant mothers fly in their third trimester?

This sort of treatment isn't that unusual in the Pac-12. Like at Oregon, where players get called all kinds of duck words.

If you had gone to a top-12 school like me, you'd know the difference between "country" and "conference".

I miss the days when Mike Scoscia would start Jeff Mathis more than Napoli.

As someone born and bred in Fall River, Mass, a fan of all sports teams in New England, and a believer that Boston is the greatest city in the world, the answer is simple:

If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

Best reaction is at 3.14.

Fuck Stanfurd

Very old footage was the reason Kobe was sidelined for much of last season.

I was JUST thinking "HEY IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR BCO" and then IT APPEARED.

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

Oh come on, of course he's diving.

That would be the best thing to happen to baseball since Jackie Robinson.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

If there's anyone who needs a guide, it's Derek Jeter. Poor guy is completely lost any time he has to go a couple feet to his left or right.

Afterwards, a very confused nurse-practitioner examined the girl's G.I. track x-ray and said, "It looks like you ate Brazil's team bus."

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".