"I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone" yet somehow I get the idea that you're always a dick to everyone.

If you got shitty service, don't just bail on the tip. That's a cowardly and unproductive thing to do. When the bad server in question comes with the bill, ask to speak with the manager on duty. Explain to the manager what transpired. They may be willing to offer some accommodation—and many times at a level that would…

An earlier draft had a bit about Janosz and the "everything you are doing is bad" line. I have a love/hate thing going on with the character, though. Some parts are great, though I think it would've been better if he was less zany and maybe a romantic rival to Peter when it came to Dana.

But why are you came?

Don't forget when he wakes up at the end after Vigo's toast and says "Vy am I drippings with GOO?" That's definitely my favorite Yanosh line. . .

Yanosh is fantastic in this movie. Never compare him to Jar Jar!!

"That's a pipe dream," Riley said, without mentioning the name of a potentially targeted player.

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Huh. I expected something a little more clever, maybe a bit funnier, from that particular media outlet.

Namath: "What are you doing, sneaking bologna in your jacket like that? Are you 8 years old? Why didn't you get something... good?"

You are the worst of a new plague of commenters: the not funny variety.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

Argument could be made that his job is to report (/tweet) what happens, not what might happen in the future.

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear...

Not unlike Derek Zoolander

Here Is A Dog That Looks Like Prince Fielder

This list is so fucked Derek Jeter keeps trying to give it a gift basket.