I didn't even see the coach on first glance because of the pantsing going on in the foreground.

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

Erik Spoelstra looked petrified. I don't blame him.

I kind of wanted them to make an image like that for all the teams just so I could see guys like Breesus and Russel Wilson all McLargeHuge.

Barry, why were you crushing Tom Ley against a fence as a kid?

I had this discussion with my rabid Yankees fan neighbor:

Even though it really doesn't look like it, the deal was apparently consensual.

Headline from July 2014: Lakers Out in Lebron Sweepstakes; Bryant Blames Kupchak for Lack of Salary Cap Space, Pau Gasol for Everything Else.

On the plus side, the sentence doesn't have a period.

As a working stiff, I pine for the times when I can break away from my cubicle and spend a few hours outside with some buddies out on the ball field.

Lin is quite simply on fire tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey Ponder....

Native American History X

I'm assuming eating this stuff will give you the Reds...