#LeanForward

Hahaha. Well, if there's buyers I'll make them available. :)

Yes. The Mission burrito is a burrito combination plate with the bland side items inexplicably inside. Like ordering a side salad with a sandwich, but specifying that you want the side salad just jammed in between the bread with the rest of the sandwich fillings.

I want to +1 "putting rice in the burrito" even though I don't find it all that objectionable compared to my attempts to find good Mexican food when I lived in Canada.

Mission burritos suck. San Diego taco shop burritos are the only burritos that matter. People who want their burritos from an assembly line don't understand burritos. The California Burrito, a San Diego creation, is the king of all burritos.

You're missing the fries. California Burrito, my dear chap.

To me, the "neighborhood" play has always been total bullshit, because the only purpose it serves is to give the defensive player an unfair advantage to turn a double play.

Great point, Strauss. Because if there's any area in the country that is free of any gangs or gang violence, it's St. Louis.

Your surprisingly reasonable response just deflated all my internet rage. Now I have to go find something else on the internet to get mad about.

I can't stop watching this.

Bullshit. There's no way that pitch was in the 90s.

+1 comparison to Shawshank Redemption.

You perverts, I read past it. (Instagram is blocked at work.)

She had a Ragu jar with the U covered ready to go, just in case news went the other way.

I'm cracking up!

The Moment The Pirates Reached The Playoffs

If there's anyone who should be in trouble for taking money at Tennessee, it's Lane Kiffin.

Ugg...