Let’s go with “Chick-fil-A Christians” and call it a day.

Some might say he’s like a disease -- maybe even a debilitating skeletal disorder.

Well said. Can’t wait to see his next email full of bullshit excuses. What a hack.

Edberg had one of the ugliest forehands ever for a player who was as successful as he was, so you were probably onto something there.

A Cardinals fan.

He’s not wrong.

Is that Joe Dumars?

None. If only Drew Brees had stayed healthy.

No snark here; just came to say that you write beautifully about very complicated things, and my only complaint is that you explain them so well that I end up even angrier about them for having understood them better. 

Finebaum is right about one thing:

You must be a Yankee fan if you’re talking about Gold Gloves.

better chance of fitting* into a wood chipper

We’re going to do that anyway. The point is for us to be able to feel good about it.

And he’s been this bad since at least 2017, as is readily fucking apparent thanks to the now-infamous “Corn Pop” speech video that seems to have resurfaced over the weekend. Casually racist and almost entirely incoherent -- two great tastes that go great together!

Kevin Durant is basically Basketball Taylor Swift, lashing out at pretend haters when he could be having a nice treasure bath.

No one else is going to fuck her, that’s for sure.

“Just look at that amazing pointing by Yadi! #GOAT”

Karyn definitely wants to speak with your supervisor.

That was a long slide to make an out, my friend.

Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but presumably she’ll be paid in funnel cakes.