Soccer: even more boring off the field!

Needs more “shade” tag.

The nuggets are frauds, especially that one shaped like a boot.

Trump isn’t capable of thought; he just has really stupid beliefs.

You’re a little unwell.

Devil’s Advocate: I don’t really think these are Samer’s takes per se, but rather an analysis of a trend in sports reporting and how is has both evolved and is evolving. Plus, he literally talked to the guy he was writing about, which is pretty much the polar opposite of a hot take. And it’s a pretty good analysis!

Definitely a foul on that block though, right? Lot of body contact.

This makes a perfect base for pozole or pork filling for tamales.

“Hey, not bad!”

I’m an Angels fan, and it’s nigh impossible to hate the Astros. They’re way too much fun. The thing with baseball is that, because the nature of the game is so individualized, it’s easier to like winning teams as long as the individual guys are fun and cool. Show me someone who can hate Jose Altuve, and I’ll show you…

Darrin Erstad became a gritty center fielder!

“I politely said bye-bye and left, no slamming!”

No love for Ohtani-san?

If no one signs Swearinger for the final week, he could very well be a Pro Bowl player with no team helmet to wear.

He’s come a long way since graduating from the Police Academy:

That wing is already reserved for Derek Jeter.

You forgot the “Stuff We Actually Like” tag.

to be fair, as a Blue Jays fan, you’d be happy not to get hit by a bus.

Hard to believe the guy who wrote that Machado take actually knows what OPS is.