Assuming this is true, they still pay taxes. And plenty of rich white folks do a lot more to avoid paying their taxes.

They get Federal and State taxes withheld from their paychecks like everyone else (again, those who have somehow acquired a SSN by whatever means).

Usually he makes hard plays look easy. This is a nice change of pace. He’s been so freaking good this year.

Well, of course not, silly, because you’d be costing my state a lot of money, whereas all of these immigrants, legal or otherwise, pay a shitload of taxes here! At the bare minimum, they pay sales tax most every day. But beyond that, many of them also use borrowed or fake Social Security numbers so that they can get…

I’m reasonably certain it’s more like 12 Busch Lights.

You forgot the part where someone says, “Just comply and you won’t get shot.”

This is definitely something I was wondering in terms of whether there was a cool story mode that would feel accessible to casual gamers. Thanks for the heads up!

But did that score hold up? Asking for a friend in Anaheim.

Scioscia has a history of employing the “bullpen game” strategy, especially when guys are injured (It worked pretty well for most of the year in 2014 after Garrett Richards blew out his knee). In fact, you’re probably right when you say it’s not a coincidence, but not in the way you think. Yes, Chavez and Petit have…

Mike Trout wants Josh Donaldson to know: He was not the MVP in 2015.

No snark: Are you actively making a statement by sitting, or just passively signaling that it’s no big deal?

I don’t know the answer to your question, but Burneko is totally gonna ban you for that name.

Plus, he’s a public figure, so the standards are much higher for that anyway. Plus, that would be libel, not slander.

For what it’s worth, that was a pretty decent response from PFF. They even got in a pre-emptive “guy in his basement” shot.

No Quarrel With Ham would be an amazing name for a hipster kosher deli in Brooklyn.

But what if whatever makes her happy sets her free?

If anything, steroids help pitchers more than hitters because the primary benefit of using them is faster recovery. It doesn’t transform anyone’s ability, especially in a sport where hand-eye coordination matters more than strength.

Why not just load up the plate and then clandestinely dump it? Rinse, repeat.

Finally, the Cowboys have their Tom Brady.

Well shit; the Angels traded for the wrong Justin.