“this is the hardest Melania Trump has ever had to work to keep herself from getting wet around Donald.”

One movie? That’s like trying to post just one article filled with repetitive stories from disgruntled Amazon employees!

I think it was more of a Skyline Chili joke.

That was a bald prediction on your part.

You’d be hard-pressed to find a bigger Trout fanboy around here than me, but at least half the credit on this play has to go to Maldonado. That tag was lighting-quick and perfect.

Tony Gwynn!

O rly?

“Wait: So you’re saying one of our best players is black?”

Boudreau gonna Boudreau.

New England Patriots injury report for week of April 16:

http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pence-asks-waiter-remove-mrs-butterworth-tabl-55661?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

Let’s have some decorum. It’s Congressman Cunt. Or, if you prefer, Represesentative Cunt.

This is the sort of deal I was expecting when I saw the headline. Pretty cool to see it as an actual strategic play.

If that’s him, he’s not exactly trying, period.

I don’t think a bunch of people who wear scarves for no reason should be making gay slurs in the first place.

With the win, Israel is 2-0 in pool play, and it’s hard to see that not being enough to advance.

Yep. In reverse.

I mean, sexism is bad. Remember that time a super qualified woman ran for president and instead we elected A ROTTING, BARELY SENTIENT HEAP OF ROTTEN PIMENTO LOAF??!!

Came here for this. Was not disappoint.

I’d freeze them and then rip out their spines.