TV money’s a hell of a drug.

If he puts up another 1.2 WAR and .684 OPS this year, those dudes are gonna be changing the words to “Tu no eres Marinero.”

Great story alrady with the upset. And those hats and freaking great.

And hell, that third guy was impeached!

I hear by listening, something our president is thus far incapable of doing.

Well, he is a puppet.

How ridiculous. It’s clearly an elf hunt.

Only that I’m proud never to have received one.

Somewhere, Bizarro Goose Gossage is so pissed off right now.

Sorry? :)

Aww, thanks! I think we can all use a little extra love after the past couple of days!

Knowing them, there’s alrady plenty of shit in the bill.

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

Oh fuck off, smarm-monger. A quasi-successful, hollow move toward solving a problem that doesn’t exist isn’t an accomplishment. If anything, it’s a step backward veiled in pretty language on a teleprompter, which is precisely the point of the post.

They basically crowned him valedictorian of summer school.

They basically crowned him valedictorian of summer school.

For what it’s worth, being the 10th best accordion player in the world would all but make you a god throughout Mexico, most of Southern California and parts of Europe, so that would be pretty amazing. the guitar thing would get you chicks I guess, but the accordion thing would also make you rich and famous.

Well, there is a beach out in center field.

If that ever happened, you wouldn’t want to get up to pee, because Andre would smoke his pansie ass before you made it back.

Jerking off to pictures of Chipper Jones.