Is anybody on staff a cannabis enthusiast/connisseur? I just got my medical card (comically easy!) for anxiety/migraines and I was hoping to get some pointers outside of the potentially intimidating environment of the dispensary. Need to be able to function most of the time (middle-age working man with small kids) but…

This is the most disturbing image in a seemingly endless stream of disturbing images.

MMA is the marijuana of sports: It’s not the thing itself I can’t stand -- it’s the intolerable fucking subculture that has sprung up around it. This guy right here is Exhibit A.

I wondered whether anyone else was watching this! It’s like someone asked “Hey, I wondered what Bane’s Engish great-great grandfather might have been like!” It’s so batshit fucking crazy.

Chris Christie doesn’t know his ass from...his front ass.

If he doesn’t know how not to hit

I feel like this might be some sort of inappropriate metaphor.

a small plastic container labeled TB12 Electrolytes,

The Ducks are in a bit of a rough patch lately. Maybe they should fire Carlisle and hire Therrien.

+1 car trunk ride

Nice to know somebody with the last name Ryan will stand up to the Trump regime.

“My very well-paid Canadian medical staff explained to me that Paul is able to sit with his legs like that because he has no testicles.”

That was some goal. He will never fuhgettaboutit.

I see what you’re saying, but in that case, wouldn’t the back of the club be facing the other way?

As a Justin, the progression of stories on the site this morning is a bit of a rollercoaster for me.

Sounds like a job for Bugs Bunny and his trusty saw.

I’m sure you could. It’s not like he has to go to work or anything.

Kinda sounds like they should have tried expanding it.

The people who made that decision aren’t literate, so no, they can’t tell you.

move your ass to Samolia