Couldn’t someone talk Blount into going, and then tell him that Trump played for Boise State?

Me, during the campaign: “Man, this guy makes George W. Bush look like John F. Kennedy.”

everyone who casually threatens to murder your family online.

And by the way, by using a false SSN to get a job (something most unemployed white citizens won’t do), she’s PAYING TAXES.

This guy is every Boston fan: drunk, stupid and completely lacking in self-awareness. God damn right he’s a champion.

Kyle Shanahan went into brain freeze and kept passing the ball on Sunday night was because he knew, somewhere deep down, that 28 points weren’t gonna be enough.

Yes, Marty was so overly aggressive in the face of New England’s mystique that he ran right out onto the field and stripped the ball out of McCree’s hands after the interception.

Aubrey Huff’s head just exploded.

Plus the fact that most of them have never set foot on campus.

Always UFC apologists.

/something about thawing out my Winter Soldier

He spends at least half of it trying to find that zany email for the end where he says, “Yep, these are my readers.”

Sounding like a drunk shitkicker with tourette’s doesn’t really require a speechwriter. But if I had to guess, I’d say Dick Cheney.

Well, not yet, but I’m pretty close.

This is definitely some kind of metaphor for the first time I had sex.

An old friend(?) of mine basically said as much to me after the election: She didn’t really like Trump, but she didn’t think more of the same would be good either. It’s amazing how much comfort certain people can find as long as they find a scapegoat for their problems.

Hell, I’m not even sure homophobia is accurate: They’re not afraid of anyone; they’re just assholes.

He does look much leaner and healthier than the other offensive linemen.

“Not bad, but how many kids does he have?”

I had a similar thought, which was that Obama should have pur Garland up and make them publicly refuse to do anything. Then, put the someone else forward. Then someone else and/or someone who was notoriously right-wing, just to troll them a little to see if they’d stand by the idea that it had something to do with…