I guess orange really is the new black.

From Wikipedia’s page on invertebrates:

Happy new year! Man, I’m totally still writing Monkey on my checks :)

Enough already; I can’t take this any Langer.

Nadal blatantly stealing my “Probing the chinks” strategy. Typical leftie. Sad!

If you like this guy, then you’ll really like Arkansas’ very appropriately named Jason Rapert:

Came for a weed joke; was not disappoint.

“There goes Brady, talking out of his ass again.”

The overlap of Trump voters and people dumb enough to buy $100 infrared pajamas is probably substantial.

#reboot

Great analysis as always. This misguided idea of making both sides appear equal even when one clearly isn’t came up earlier today as well, in a story that appeared on Good Morning America (full disclosure: it involves a friend of mine): It was about a teacher who had her students write letters to Trump the day after…

Small price to pay.

She already had a great point about her opponent being a good player and having to take more chances, and that would have been a much stronger response without making a big deal of it and asking the guy to apologize. Seems kind of silly to me.

Don’t forget to tell them about the 7-iron you holed out for eagle at the local muni last Friday.

If you really want to blow their minds, you should read out loud to them.

Maybe he meant strap on and hang in.

Hey, my kids love those books -- and now I love them even more!

Sure, that’s fine too, but they taste pretty good together.

Dr. No. 1

“It was in his gut, and then it was in his pants, and then it was in our bench,”