Captain_Crutch
Captain_Crutch
Captain_Crutch

Shaker, ice, Fireball, Rumchata. Mix, strain, enjoy! Everything has its place, and it’s not like there aren’t other cinnamon and other flavored whiskeys out there. It’s just booze, man. Have some fun with it.

You seem to enjoy pretending that there’s a gray area here, so maybe you belong in the grays.

Came here for this; was not disappoint.

I didn’t realize that Zubaz was putting out a high-end sweater line.

Berkeley let go of head football coach Sonny Dykes this morning, after four years and a 19-30 record.

They should really call their doctor right away; I’ve seen the commercials.

Must be a real punch in the face to his teammates.

He stinks.

#ohwhatafeeling

I’ll eat the shells of the sunflower seeds, but not peanuts. That seems more than a little crazy.

“Greek yogurt flame!”

The punishment for this should definitely be double-secret probation.

Laslo! Buddy!

Dude — bring your stand with you and have them put it on while they’re trimming it, netting it, etc.

I bet you look great in a pink hat.

In a move that is notable mostly because it will shut up Red Sox fans just a little bit

He’s wrong for acting so flippant about it. Otherwise, you’re right.

Pocket Pinballghazi