Pocket Pinballghazi

Any chance that million would get you in loogy-spitting range of Trump? Asking for several million friends.

Worst Paul Revere porn parody ever.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Beckham’s a righty.

The writing and acting really were excellent in this movie! Especially the scene where Jyn confronts Cassian about whether he was planning to kill her father, and there’s that great back and forth:

Literally just today, you missed the point.

It’s almost physically painful for me to defend and/or compliment Pete Carroll, but this is why he’s been mostly successful in both college and the pros (well, I guess USC is also sort of a professional team, or at least it was when he was there): He gets that he’s not gonna be able to lord authority over a bunch of…

So you’re saying he’s an infinitely qualified candidate, but that he won’t be elected because a large bloc of misguided people are putting far too much emphasis on something that doesn’t really matter, creating a result that ultimately unpleasant for everyone?

“Oh sure, now it’s OK to get bent in Georgia.”

“Being small only counts if you’re also white.”

+1, but only if you promise not to let it go to your head

Well, now we know why he was smiling.

You beat me to it. Well done.

Curry: “Gimme five!”

Clearly not. I mean, just look at that picture; he’s got them both on the field at the same time!

Loria: What the fuck do you want?

Not saying you need these for any workout, let alone something dumb like crossfit, but these particular shoes are very light and fit well, for what it’s worth.

Waiting for him to claim he was being ironic and/or that his word processing software was hacked.

Shit also rolls downhill, and that’s the problem.