Agreed. I think it was all happening very fast, and he forgot he was on defense for a split second. Saw a fat rebound and just one-timed it home.

3 bedroom, 2 bath, nice front yard, huge back yard with detached, two-car garage, covered patio and adjacent uncovered patio. Open kitchen with dining area, spacious living room with fireplace. Six-hour flight from NYC, but more PR jobs than you can shake a stick at minutes away in LA. $2900 a month — to buy it.

“Ahem!”

I wondered why he was giving him all those body shots when he was supposedly so upset. Now I understand better, and it seems even worse knowing how Price seems to have deliberately gone for the loophole in the rules there.

Kelce is a Ginuwine star in this league.

#CommaSplice

I think it would be better if he just changed his byline to “Kevin Wah-Wah-Wah-Wong” for every new entry.

If he’d back off that whole “not moving from center field” thing, the Angels could be a good trade partner (and they could spin as, “I know you want to play center, but we have the one guy in baseball you should be OK moving over for.”). Granted, they might not want the contract, but it’s only for a year, and, while…

I don’t get why this would set a trend, especially with closers. If I’m the Marlins (or whoever) and Jansen’s agent says, “Well, Chapman just got five years and $86 million from the Yankees,” then I’m responding with, “Great! Why don’t you go ask the Yankees if they need another closer? And while you’re at it, tell…

Pola-maul-you

I laughed more at this than I did at the video, which is saying a lot.

I heard on the radio yesterday that Dole’s Secret Service detail is basically one giant dude who literally carries Dole to and from places like an infant. Not sure whether it’s true, and I don’t suppose it’s relevant here, but hey, fuck Bob Dole.

+2 scrambled eggs on the bill

Would have been more like the 1A spot really, not to mention a pretty huge upgrade from a guy who sounds like a lacrosse player (replacing a guy who missed the playoffs with a bad elbow).

I caught Daniel Bard and the Cuban Lottery Ticket on the second stage at Coachella last year. You’ll definitely be hearing more from them soon.

I don’t know about any of the rest of this, but I can tell you that a Jessica Chastain wet dream is definitely a thing.

You, sir, are good. +1

Regregitate, v.

LeBron James would have retired.

Given that it’s De La Salle, there’s definitely a silver spoon involved here as well. Maybe two if you add his dad’s miniature one to the metaphorical one.