Nah. I watch NCIS, and they never say that.

Former Marine here:

I’m only leaving a comment here because I feel like some more good ones are coming, and I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing.

The last time I aggressively blocked someone on Facebook was a bit like this. It was a friend from college who has an advanced degree in molecular biology, lives in fucking New Jersey and yet made these same sorts of stupid cracks anytime it got cold in the winter.

If it makes you feel any better, Schilling beaned him once, and Gwynn admitted that he spent the rest of his career trying to hit the ball off of Schilling’s chest every time they faced each other.

+1 more instance of Revis getting torched

“Amateurs. everyone knows it’s cooler to pretend you’re in a bigger market.”

“If only there had been one more open spot on the roster.”

This is also James Harden’s philosophy on defense.

The constant smell of urine can be very distracting.

“Hey guys, who can rip an apple apart?”

I’m an OSU alum

There’s a GoFundMe for the cashier!

There’s a GoFundMe for the cashier!

Not remotely horrible.

Well, it’s not full-on racism; it’s that insidious, subtle racism, similar to calling someone a thug, which is sort of worse in a way. She’s the type of person who would insist she’s not racist, even though she clearly enjoys talking down to POC.

Norv Turner is what you get when Jeff Fisher shaves.

Of course he denies it. In South Carolina, that’s just called “talking.”

For the booze shortage, I highly recommend picking up a few bottles of Stella Rosa. They make a whole line of great semi-sweet wines that most people will like, even people who don’t normally enjoy wine. Plus, they’re great for making sangria or mixing in the types of punches described in the article.