Not bad. Let me mull it over.

Win a couple of championships in spite of having Kobe Bryant.*

It’s basically the new version of people arguing that the Civil War was fought over states’ rights as opposed to slavery, and -- fun fact! -- they’re the same fucking people.

Not unless you count Khalil Mack.

Shows up as $299 for me.

Shows up as $299 for me.

Divide and Conker.

A decision this difficult is enough to make the Herr on the back of Trump’s neck stand up.

Fallback job opportunity: Head of FIFA

It would also probably cost about $200, instead of $28.

It would also probably cost about $200, instead of $28.

It’s more like “jag-you-err”

Ha-whar-o

She also looks like that when the BBQ is done.

Upon further review, it seems like it might not get cold enough for beer.

Upon further review, it seems like it might not get cold enough for beer.

Could you store beer in this? Asking for a friend.

Could you store beer in this? Asking for a friend.

I don’t doubt that it works; I’m just legitimately surprised that it was used successfully by the prosecution as means in an actual crime. Normally, it’s the defense that uses unconventional tactics because the burden of proof is on the prosecution. I just wonder how they were able to prove beyong a reasonable doubt…

Arkansas fans only get loud when their women’s team decides to kneel in protest.

He might not be their starting quarterback anymore, but I’m sure the Cowboys could still use his valuable experience as a holder.

My children are two minutes apart in age. One minute, we were just a couple of people enjoying our marriage, and then a couple of doctors pulled up a screen, took a break from talking about whether to sell their yachts, cut my wife open and pulled out two people. Consciously or otherwise, they have been competing for…

-- The Notorious B.I.G., just before teeing off at Dyker Beach