So he’s the valedictorian of summer school. Got it.

So, Hawaiian Airlines is a turnover waiting to happen?

Maybe you need a refresher course.

Debateable, but I think we can all agree that being uneducated and inbred doesn’t equal lower unemployment.

Difference is, those people will be able to roll through Walmart and buy cartons of cigarettes while they’re seated.

Yo soy piñata.

And yet the group is scoring a 105.9 points per possession, a respectable but not outstanding number

So on point with this. Asbsolutely Kerr-ect, if you will.

My angry, vindictive side (growing by the day!) can’t wait for all these poor, uneducated idiots who voted for him to get theirs when he repeals the ACA and leaves them without any healthcare whatsoever. I know it hurts us all in the long term, but it’s gonna be a sweet, fleeting but of schadenfreude in the meantime.

It’s cool. There won’t be a league this time next year anyway because all of the players will have been drafted to fight in WWIII.

And how’s that smug self-satisfaction working out for you?

Incredibly well-said, to the point where I’m almost in tears. Peace be with you, my friend.

Early reports point to a local suspect and local victims. Sad nonetheless, but nothing conspiritorial.

Exactly. I’m in California, and there are several important ballot measures that were my main reason for voting: repealing the death penalty, options to help non-violent offenders go free sooner, legalizing marijuana, etc. Plus, I voted against mandatory condom use in porn. You’re all welcome.

When I read “MAGA,” all I could think was that “MAGA” must be the sound Trump supporters make when they have a fried mozzerella stick stuck in the back of their throat.

He’s a hardcore christian who is a non-clown.

As well as accusing him of acting like an animal, and threatening to treat him like one.

Yeah, but he thought it was for Santa.

I love The Slot for sure, but I’m primarily a Deadspin guy, and I freaking love this. All that hand-wringing and mansplaining yesterday was some seriously weak sauce.