Captain_Crutch
Captain_Crutch
Captain_Crutch

“We feel it necessary to show the other side of this horrible drug,”

the Angels’ front brass should be ashamed of themselves for wasting Trout’s prime.

I love you, man.

This is a common practice of the GSB to bring in guests to enrich the student experience.

“A Place to Dream”

Now Puig has a photo he can use to inspire himself never to get sent to Oklahoma City again.

I’m sure that guy next to him can help him out; he’s endorsed by NBC.

And a picture of his wife, Morgan Fairchild! Yeah, that’s it! That’s the ticket!

“Low blow, man.”

I guess he was high-top faded.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:

I didn’t realize that he and Kam Chancellor were in a relationship. Refreshing!

This is insulting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Loosely related: I hadn’t seen Kaep’s hair until very recently, so having said that: Exactly how stupid is Rodney Harrison?

#manypeoplearesaying

worse*

Yelich: “Well, that sucked ass. I mean, someone did. Not me. Metaphorically speaking, of course.”

Man, Josh Hamilton is really taking a proactive approach to finding a new team.

Fuck me blind.