“That guy should either shave or change his number.”

Derek Jeter isn’t mowing fuck-all.

This list is mostly fine, but the most interesting thing about Pop Tarts is that they’re best eaten frozen or, at worst, room temperature.

This is a wheelie bad joke.

Even the cops dragged Pete:

Nausea and vomiting aren’t usually the result of a clubhouse scuffle, but they are commonly experienced by players who have suffered a concussion.

Her name does sort of sound like a comet.

Gay or gey?

Do we really need people who continually ask questions like this? Why not just shoot them out of a cannon?

Do the Right Thing Face to Face Foam Cleanser

Do the Right Thing Face to Face Foam Cleanser

Maybe because they’re talking to him about his life? I mean, seems reasonable.

Hayes also revisits his stance on dinosaurs: “I just can’t fathom a T-rex walkin’ around here, something that man ain’t ever seen.” Makes you think.

Hawks are boring.

Counterpoint: Fuck off, troll.

Then you missed a really fucking good article. Your loss.

Derek Jeter, on his best day half the player Rodriguez was.

Except that you posted it as a reply to two separate comments, but hey, nice try, good effort.

Philly fans (or Phans)

Awesome story, and I’m glad that you landed on your feet because you deserve it, my man. I actually emailed you for advice more than a couple of times while making your pulled pork recipe (still my go-to for most parties), and you emailed me back personally and you couldn’t have been nicer and more helpful. Corny as…