Notre Dame isn’t looking so hot either! Dark times.

Hags?

That was San Diego — and you’re a day early.

Well-played, Mauer.

Best Felons in Baseball

I mean, I suppose it’s never too late for his mother to hug him more often, otherwise, I’m pretty sure it can’t be fixed.

Some love for Juanes! Nice! So talented (and so dreamy).

Honest mistake. They saw him throw and assumed he was really a righty.

Good Kinja.

Nice to see Leslie Rutledge on the list. As fellow Orange-Americans, they need to look out for each other.

At the very least, this one should at least have included some more sports games!

Pictured: Kobe Bryant expressing his gratitude for the $35 million he received to cripple the Lakers.

Her real first name is Oscar, and she’s really just trying to smear ham’s good name so that people will start eating bologna again.

After the cops left, I’d imagine any black people in attendance and/or playing in the game felt much safer, so, mission accomplished.

I read that headline outloud as the hook for “Drop It Like It’s Hot,” which seems very appropriate.

Raiders over the Eagles in the Super Bowl. I was 5, and I remember wondering how a team with such an ugly quarterback could win the Super Bowl.

You forgot shaving.

Apparently, Wilson searched Google for “Neil deGrasse Tyson meme” just before that photo was taken.

By “It,” I assume you mean “syphilis,” and that it’s finally progressed to the point where it’s causing dementia.