The bike? Not so much.

But toward’s the end of the piece

I imagine this list RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReally won’t surprise too many people.

Can we write in Deadspins’s new mascot?

More like The Me, amiright?

Man, those would look sharp with some Kirkland jeans.

Just below that, a bigger — and more self-satisfied — stain on his pants.

What a kick to the Boulazac.

Publish baseball’s unwritten rules on the MLB account.

the ball-handler, Iguodala

Calls Art Briles a “father figure.”

It’s the kind of team that might make you say things like, “Hey, the Rockies are going to struggle to stay at or above .500 this year, but I tell you what, Todd, that’s a fun team to watch,” to your good buddy Todd.

Finally! I’ve been waiting for you to get to this one! This was one of the first things we put on for the kids when I was a new parent, and the first fucking thing I see, these delinquents get their kite caught in a tree on the edge of a giant fucking cliff, and proceed to climb the tree to get it! That was their…

You win! (she’s on the right)

like an overmatched fighter hoping to clinch and counter his way to an ugly split decision

Holy Shit: Tim Tebow’s NFL Journey

You talked me into it, but mostly because they’re in the same division as the Yankees and the Red Sox.

Makes it all the more impossible to beat.

I love that you get just the slightest little glance at the coach’s legendarily caasual walk away from the madness right there in the middle of the clip. Looks even better against the backdrop of all that craziness.