I like dick pics cause the camera makes your wang look bigger. Plain and simple.

This is the futhest thing from one-sided that could possibly have been written about the incident. Anna went directly to the people involved, got their sides of the account, and even seemed to make quite an effort to humanize them. If anything, it’s one-sided in their favor.

I hope Steve gets the day off today.

If that is, in fact, I Cousin Eddie quote on his t-shirt, that’s literally the only good thing about him.

he is appealing.

Anything less than three times a day, and you’re only cheating yourself.

Counter-Pedandtry Warning: There’s only one University of California, and you’re right to describe the rest as “lesser.” No one refers to “University of Albama Tuscaloosa Coach Nick Saban” or “Kevin Durant’s one year at the University of Texas Austin.”

Especially if Vin Baker ever decides to go into coaching.

Peggy Carter will be the judge of that:

Yeah, the “entire country” being the U.S.

D-Back meets D-bag.

That was my thought too for the most part. It’s not like the other choice was poor superhero or Mike Trout, but poor. Not much of a tradeoff, and the porn star thing seems like it would carry plenty of bragging rights in addition to the money.

I think we’re done here.

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? Would you rather have a rich dad who is a porn star or a poor dad who is the school janitor?

However you feel about it, it’s sort of refreshing to see Republicans trying to disenfranchise their own supporters for a change.

First hockey game, and he got to see the Blackhawks get knocked out of the playoffs. It’s gonna be all downhill from here.

I LIKE playing golf, but I still suck at it.