That’s fair. My cat poops in the bathtub and it’s really annoying. 

I guess they’ll have to cut the salaries of the lowest earning employees to compensate.

Amazon already has a stranglehold on most of the stuff people buy, and now the retail giant wants to sell you a car.

Considering it’s nothing more than sticking their nose in the middle of a blood feud, no, it really isn’t. Both side’s hands are soaked with it, spilled rivers of it. There is no ‘good guy’ or ‘right side’ to this fight. There is no ‘aggrieved’ party or aggressor. Palestine and Israel are both lead by awful people who…

This is New Jersey. I’ll bet that buyer met the deer later and slipped him $250 for bringing the price of the truck down.

NFT owners getting burned should not come as a surprise.

I don’t think anyone could have seen this coming.

Those RealDolls are about to be LIT.

Yeah okay but can I have sex with it or not?

The computers aren’t doing what the police asked? Have they tried shooting them?

I think it would have been awesome to sign the bill but we aren’t living in a fantasy world where money just grows on trees. He did the responsible thing and vetoed the bill.

This is why I promised my wife I’d never snort rails off another woman’s boobs in our wedding vows.

If you are going to get fired, you might as well get fired for this. 

Here in ‘merica we will hunt down the driver and friends of someone just thinking about causing harm to an unborn child. An actual out of the womb kid? Meh - in the unlikely event you get caught then 10K seems fair.

Facebook is not a government. They don’t have a “Supreme Court.” They have a PR initiative laughingly called an “Oversight Board” that has no real power. Stop falling for their delusions of governance.

“Friendliness is the enemy of innovation” is the kind of thing a CEO would say, yes.

All my money was on “mauled by war dolphin.”

Nope I had trained bear on a tricycle.

Ehh some people are old school. They like the tactical feel of the ax. It’s like vinyl vs mp3s.