Elon Musk Is Once Again Thinking[..]

Holy shit, I’ve never noticed those (no pun intended).

God and Jesus should’ve told him ahead of time to rethink this stupid plan. 

Just pop open a hatch for a couple minutes.  That should air it out pretty well.

Any idiot can get a Malibu stuck in the mud. I am an idiot who somehow got a J60 Land Cruiser stuck in the mud once.

They’ll be unloading AR15s into every dolphin they see.

It’s particularly surprising coming from Musk, who has a penchant for calling his enemies pedophiles and made loud, self-celebratory pronouncements about how he was stepping up child safety efforts at the company.

You think this is going to “shut up Swifties”?

It’s about as expensive as a 2 stage Honda snowblower, but it can be used year-round to clean up brush and dissuade the neighbor’s dog from crapping in your yard.

Can we do this on a submarine perhaps?

Hiking? While glamping? Like some kind of tree person?

In all fairness, it’s more fun to watch a baby kid goat knock another off a platform then proceed to dance around than to watch some political stuff about someone being charged or some taxes that were missed by the IRS. If I want to read the news I can just go to a news website. 

Ugh. I don’t want a hosted website. I just want a domain and support for DDNS for cheap.

Looks like that push bar was useless as well.

I regret my failings with every cell in my body

Two shitty entities who are both the bad guys, but I’d love to see Disney, however unfeasible it is, tear down the park and rebuild it out of state. If anyone can pull that off, it’s Disney.

still less weird than the N64 controllers.

If it was REALLY realistic, the video would cut out before, during, and after every time you shoot someone.