How to tell if an ISP is ripping you off:

Yes, they are.

Californians:

I wear it more as a belt accessory. 

Forget Doom, can he run Crysis?

He is banned from being sold to China due to having too much microprocessing power.

Guys got so many microchips inside him he got crunchy blood.

Or, just STOP USING TWITTER. That’s the much better option.

They realized they spent $4k on the future of wearable technology that you will absolutely never be able to use for porn.

lets be honest, theses douches are mainly returning because of its lack of support for 3D porn...

This looks like the website that companies give employees to select their end-of-the-year or anniversary “bonus” gift from.

Double-douchemobile:

This was always the end goal.

[DEEP BREATH]
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY! SHARK! DOODOO DOO DOO DOODOOO

“Ultimately, I think the swearing will be diluted,” Nichols told the BBC. “[But] we could end up with 100 swearing parrots on our hands. Only time will tell.”

I, for one, support our foul mouthed parrot overlords.

Are you suggesting that we make some Harry Buffalo?

To each their own I suppose, but this seems like a big answer for a problem that doesn’t exist. Are people really spending too much time on their phones ordering Ubers and making dinner reservations?

Corporations have just become a means for the wealthy to extract as much profit as possible with no care for anything else.

Looks more like a black ROG Ally than a steam deck…