This was always the end goal.

Corporations have just become a means for the wealthy to extract as much profit as possible with no care for anything else.

That’s fair. My cat poops in the bathtub and it’s really annoying. 

This is New Jersey. I’ll bet that buyer met the deer later and slipped him $250 for bringing the price of the truck down.

NFT owners getting burned should not come as a surprise.

I don’t think anyone could have seen this coming.

This is why I promised my wife I’d never snort rails off another woman’s boobs in our wedding vows.

If you are going to get fired, you might as well get fired for this. 

Facebook is not a government. They don’t have a “Supreme Court.” They have a PR initiative laughingly called an “Oversight Board” that has no real power. Stop falling for their delusions of governance.

“Friendliness is the enemy of innovation” is the kind of thing a CEO would say, yes.

All my money was on “mauled by war dolphin.”

Nope I had trained bear on a tricycle.

Ehh some people are old school. They like the tactical feel of the ax. It’s like vinyl vs mp3s.

I’m honestly disappointed it took him 23 swings to chop that gate.

Elon Musk Is Once Again Thinking[..]

Holy shit, I’ve never noticed those (no pun intended).

God and Jesus should’ve told him ahead of time to rethink this stupid plan. 

Just pop open a hatch for a couple minutes.  That should air it out pretty well.

Any idiot can get a Malibu stuck in the mud. I am an idiot who somehow got a J60 Land Cruiser stuck in the mud once.

They’ll be unloading AR15s into every dolphin they see.