It’s particularly surprising coming from Musk, who has a penchant for calling his enemies pedophiles and made loud, self-celebratory pronouncements about how he was stepping up child safety efforts at the company.

You think this is going to “shut up Swifties”?

It’s about as expensive as a 2 stage Honda snowblower, but it can be used year-round to clean up brush and dissuade the neighbor’s dog from crapping in your yard.

Can we do this on a submarine perhaps?

Hiking? While glamping? Like some kind of tree person?

In all fairness, it’s more fun to watch a baby kid goat knock another off a platform then proceed to dance around than to watch some political stuff about someone being charged or some taxes that were missed by the IRS. If I want to read the news I can just go to a news website. 

Ugh. I don’t want a hosted website. I just want a domain and support for DDNS for cheap.

Looks like that push bar was useless as well.

I regret my failings with every cell in my body

still less weird than the N64 controllers.

If it was REALLY realistic, the video would cut out before, during, and after every time you shoot someone.

Weird when people at Konami kill their boss it usually takes place in a field of flowers with lots of close-quarters combat.

Yes, Yes I would.

It would be funnier if it was a Volkswagen Atlas.

Bats are the leading cause of rabies deaths in people in the United States. Even one bat’s touch may be enough to kill you. Advising everyone to attract one in your backyard is *really* bad idea. I suggest this post removed (or amended) before tragedies start happening.

Now before everybody jumps on here and says he looks like what you’d expect a 4Chan tough guy to look like, hear me out...

He looks exactly like I would expect a 4Chant tough guy to look like.

Lifehacker: possibly even dumber than TikTok!

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude