1.) Don’t step aboard a cruise ship.

You think the Freedom Convoy had that good a grasp of grammar rules?

Just have the emergency guys stop showing up. Eventually the sink hole will get filled with cars so they can just pave over it and fix it faster.

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Based on the wheel and tire combo, its overlanding should probably be limited to pavement... without potholes. 

West Virginia Hot Dog sounds like there's a non-zero chance you're eating possum. 

The permanent solution is a “Road Closed” sign.

And they said forming the Antifa Mine Warfare brigade was madness. Well who’s laughing now?

No way $5 mil in Corvettes will fill that

What the fuck is wrong with people? 

Absolutely no contest—the obvious Robin Reliant:

Last weekend we did a major system move and migration of one of our ticketing systems. As part of the move we also updated the frankly way out of date software and migrated it to the latest level. After months of testing we were prepared to move the tool over and upgrade it with zero change to how end users worked…

He’s a white guy in a country club in Arkansas. It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

He is luckier than me, which is unlikeable.

A hole-in-one is rare enough that the dealership and country club felt comfortable gambling that nobody would manage to do it. Uh oh, somebody rolled snake eyes! 

I always assumed Hoe Avenue would be located in Ron Burgundy’s mind somewhere on Whore Island.

“Collector” is what we call ourselves, “Hoarder” is what every one else calls us.

The legendary Ralliart name returns to the U.S. in early calendar year 2023 with Outlander, Outlander PHEV, Eclipse Cross, Outlander Sport and Mirage receiving unique body effects, graphics and other rally-inspired touches.