The security restrictions on driving is the ONLY thing that has stopped me from becoming President. 

Cooking for one is fucking expensive and wasteful.

I’ve seen smaller.

Yes...

So why would anyone buy this over a Maverick? Im literally in the market right now, and i cant find a single reason to buy this over a hybrid Maverick... 

I, for one, am very worried about clickbait that takes advantage of people’s fears regarding monkey pox and covid.

If your home alarm system is worth what you paid for it, it will warn you early enough that you can arm yourself and activate your EMP. This will render their vehicles, radios, nighvision scopes, drones, and bodycameras non-functional. It may also render their weapons unusable, but you won’t know this until they don’t…

79-year-old Dewey Fredrick...faces 48 years in prison

The FBI trying to tell the difference between legit crypto apps and the scammers:

about damned time he pulls out of something...

Fuck Cancer

Tesla across the board but since they are charging more for the Model X

The biggest loss from this isn’t a notional third movie, it’s the untimely demise of the Tron: Uprising series.

i voted nice price too because i’m 49 and all that. but in reality i’d only buy this if it had AWS. might as well go full crisis.

Bold of you to assume her name is Savannah, and not Savana (YouTube subtitles are notoriously bad).

Farmer’s son goes to prison and cannot help plow the field before planting. Son writes to the father not to disturb the lower-forty because that’s where he hid the loot. Cops turn over the entire field searching and find nothing.

100% believable that these awful people would have a template ready, so they don’t have to type out the whole thing every time this happens...

So, Vincent van Le-Gogh?

Literally everyone saw this coming.  And it is awesome.